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A Tongan Feast

A Tongan Feast
Crayfish on a plate

I’d been asked to sing at a Tongan Easter Service in Auckland, and then invited to join the congregation at the feast afterwards. In fact, once the service was over, I’d been ceremonially escorted to the huge marquee out the back of the church and sat down amongst the Church elders and leaders, all Tongan. 

And there, in front of me, crouching on a large plate on the trestle table and looking up at me, was a crayfish. Red. Enormous. Cooked, of course. And lonely. I could tell it was lonely. No one seemed to want it. I wanted it, but so would everyone else, I assumed, so I just looked.

An impressive Tongan lady was sitting opposite me, watching me watching the crayfish. She was clearly a matriarch, in traditional Tongan dress and a woven mat around her waist. Strong face, black eyes, hair piled high in a shining black comb. 

I smiled at her. She grinned back at me, then leant forward and picked up the crayfish in one hand and planted it down in front of me. 

“Eat,” she said.

“Eat?” I protested. I had to try, now didn’t I?

“Palangi, eat!” she commanded. 

I tore off the tail, peeled back the shell and bit into the sweet, oh-so-delicious flesh. I cracked open the claws and legs and sucked and chewed, then finally, when it was done, I licked my fingers dry.

My friend had watched me throughout the whole performance, grinning. I asked her if I could take her photograph. 

“Yes!” she cried and buttock-bunted the man on her left out of the picture. And then the woman on her right. Then she posed, head high, arched neck. I clicked.

Her bunted neighbour on the right pushed back into frame and said, “Me too!” 

I clicked again. Then the couple next to her, then the whole row.  A Tongan tradition.


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Posted: Friday 4 March 2022


  • I started reading and couldn't stop!
    Posted: 2022-03-06 14:30   by Benjie Fairclough
  • I loved how you explained the Tongan women's accessories and powerful manner. Keep up the amazing work!
    Posted: 2022-03-06 14:28   by Shaun Apair

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